April 2012
March 2012
so weird
Her: I'm so tired of guys buying drinks to hit on me
Me: Ive never heard someone complain about that before.
Her: Well he's just saying, let me fuck you up, and then take your panties off in the bathroom
Me: So what gesture would imply let me fuck you up and then take your panties off in my car
Her: LOL.
Me: what would u prefer
Her: the sampler plate
Me: ... the mega appetizer
Her: YEAH it means, please dont get fucked up. I hope you sober up. You can finish this entire plate of food and i still want to take you home. Gonna have me gushing like Niagra Falls
Me: Viagra Falls
Her: ...i was having a tender moment
Me: There probably are chicken tenders on that plate
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